Towel VI gets a bath today! |
#VI here. I've had a traumatic morning. I was hanging around in the
kitchen as usual when I heard her say, "Throw VI in with the jeans and the
other dark towels. Remember what Sarah said about the dyeing!"
WHAT? WHO IS GENE AND AM I GOING TO DIE?
I was abruptly thrown in a basket with some other dark stuff and my
friend 'Green Towel'. He took us all to the basement and threw us in a
hole! Then he proceeded to dump white powder on my head.
WAIT! WAIT! IS THAT STUFF HAZARRDOUS?
Then even worse, the place started to flood and get all cloudy and
bubbly!
IS DROWNIG THE WAY I'm GOING TO DIE?
Things started to spin out of control and I bumped up against my friend
'Green' who saw my panic. ' Green' said, "Relax VI, this is Spa Day and
you're going to like it!" I tried to relax and found that the swim in the
pool was actually quite refreshing. So after a good swim we were
transferred to the sauna. Now that felt good! I stretched my warp and weft
back into shape and luxuriated in the warmth and comradery. After tumbling
with the jeans and 'Green" for a while we were taken from that hole and
folded into another basket for the trip back upstairs.
So, I was well used in my first week and was rewarded with the Spa
Treatment. My panic is over and I am becoming "Well Loved" Life is Good!
Respectfully,
IV
PS. She sent a picture for you.
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